I finally know today why pigeons are called pigeons...because they are PIGS! Coming home, I was informed by my sister that a pigeon managed to fly into the house while everyone was out. The bird gave her a big scare before flying out. Best bet thus far was that the stupid bird came in through the back window, which we always left out.
Well no more! It's amazing how a house of birdshit can change one's view on these matters. I have to spend half an hour to clean all the shit out. If I catch the pigeon, it's DEAD!